Ladies: What would you do if your vibrator could mow the lawn?

and lift heavy stuff? I would celebrate, and oh if it was soft and furry and whispered sweet nothing in my ear. Only asked because my best friend just showed me an article where they are selling TALKING S, they were $89 on this Australian website and it should be here in about 3 days because my friend ordered it for me around Christmas. If you could, ladies, how would you feel about a talking . You would be able to record anybodys voice and play it with 3 different ons, woudnt you go bissark